The Floodgates Have Opened...
Now that I want to write "naughty" things, I can't seem to stop! (Mum and Dad, please don't read this blog. I mean it, you are not welcome here. GO AWAY!)
I just mentioned to my boss that I wanted to leave the office for 15 minutes to take the car and pick up my son from school because he's sick. My boss said "Sure" and he asked me if I could drop him off at the local auto repair place at the same time, as he has to pick up his car.
Of course I don't mind, but I strangely found myself thinking "Ooh, wouldn't it be embarrassing if I had porny magazines or used contraceptives littering the front seat of the car, that I'd have to quickly sweep out of sight?"
I can't imagine why that silly thought crossed my mind. Firstly because I'm married to a tidy freak, so there is absolutely no extraneous object allowed to litter our car, and secondly because I simply don't own any porny mags or condoms! And I haven't done it in a car since I was about ... ooh.... 27 years old. (Mum, it was when I was already married. And it was with my husband. Please stop reading now!)
I AM going to up the naughtiness quotient - when I can be sure my parents have stopped reading.
I just mentioned to my boss that I wanted to leave the office for 15 minutes to take the car and pick up my son from school because he's sick. My boss said "Sure" and he asked me if I could drop him off at the local auto repair place at the same time, as he has to pick up his car.
Of course I don't mind, but I strangely found myself thinking "Ooh, wouldn't it be embarrassing if I had porny magazines or used contraceptives littering the front seat of the car, that I'd have to quickly sweep out of sight?"
I can't imagine why that silly thought crossed my mind. Firstly because I'm married to a tidy freak, so there is absolutely no extraneous object allowed to litter our car, and secondly because I simply don't own any porny mags or condoms! And I haven't done it in a car since I was about ... ooh.... 27 years old. (Mum, it was when I was already married. And it was with my husband. Please stop reading now!)
I AM going to up the naughtiness quotient - when I can be sure my parents have stopped reading.
posted by Antipodeesse @ 3:44 pm
10 Comments:
At Thu Jan 26, 09:11:00 pm,
Ms Mac said…
Oooh, I'm not so sure about that, Bob!
At Thu Jan 26, 11:12:00 pm,
Anonymous said…
Warm comfy beds and sex = a no-go for me.....I'd probably turn over and fall asleep....no...the best places are the slightly uncomfortable ones...that way you have heated, quick, lusty sessions...then you go to bed and sleep.
At Fri Jan 27, 09:19:00 am,
mr. mac said…
Doing it in places other than bed ROCKS!!!
At Fri Jan 27, 09:46:00 am,
Antipodeesse said…
Hey! What are Mr. and Ms. Mac doing here?!!! Bob and Wendy I can understand, but Stella and Craigie? Those wholesome Scotsralians??? I'm a weeny bit shocked and may have to tone down the raciness quotient somewhat if they are going to be regular visitors...
At Fri Jan 27, 10:21:00 am,
The fabric of my life said…
Well, well, well Antipo. I never knew you had this saucy minx side to you ;-)
Can we expect naked photos of your good self any time soon? hehehehe
At Fri Jan 27, 11:10:00 am,
Antipodeesse said…
Ooh Dons, now there's a challenge! I can never resist a challenge!
At Fri Jan 27, 11:50:00 am,
leon's life said…
Blimey - You've only had the doors
here open a few days and look at the number of comments you've had already !
You'll be hitting the heights of the Dooce/Petite popularity stakes if things carry on this way.
Now let me stop with the compliments and get back to the nittu gritty. I have a question as you are very obivously an expert in such matters.
- How many times a day is normal for a woman fast arpproching 40 ?
- Is it normal to dress up in a Heidi oufit.
- Should I stop eating cabbage before the act.
- When is it appropriate to say no thankyou I'd prefer to watch the tv/read a book/go to sleep
At Fri Jan 27, 12:50:00 pm,
Tanya said…
Oh Antipo, you are naughty but nice :-)
At Sat Jan 28, 09:00:00 pm,
Anonymous said…
Pauline....
1. As many times a day as you can get it. (This is from the perspective of someone who is not getting it...at all).
2. Heidi stays firmly in the Alps - nowhere else.
3. One should NEVER eat cabbage - disgusting foodstuff - but before bed???? Nooooo...
4. Refer to No.1
At Mon Jan 30, 09:29:00 am,
Antipodeesse said…
PAULINE!!! I think you'd better start a naughtiness blog too, and very soon!
(P.S. Where can I get a Heidi outfit? It's not for me, it's for a friend of a friend).
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