N.N.R. = No Naughtiness To Report
I cannot dredge up any naughtiness at the moment. It’s shocking! Try as I might, I’m unable to perform as my usual saucy minx self. Oh, woe is me…
The only thing of note is that the ducks on the canal are all shagging like mad. At lunchtime I observed one canny lass leading two drakes on a very merry dance at the same time. Actually, the two lads were obviously gasping for it, but she seemed to have a bit of a headache…
The only thing of note is that the ducks on the canal are all shagging like mad. At lunchtime I observed one canny lass leading two drakes on a very merry dance at the same time. Actually, the two lads were obviously gasping for it, but she seemed to have a bit of a headache…
2 Comments:
At Fri Apr 13, 07:56:00 pm, lettuce said…
lots of pigeons shagging round here at the moment.
Not sure if I'm impressed or depressed by their nonchalance about it all.
At Sat Apr 14, 01:56:00 am, Forest Green said…
My goldfish spawned on Easter Sunday. Hundreds and hundreds of tiny eggs which turned into hundreds of little fry with two big black eyes. It was something to see! Oh, and yes, Helen, minx is the first word that comes to mind when I think of you!
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