It's My Birthday And I'll Cry If I Want To

Thank you for your kind wishes. It was in fact the saddest and loneliest birthday I've ever had, with kids and hub away on holiday (he forgot again) and nobody spoiling me rotten on the day, apart from good old Mum and Dad with postal goodies.

So it was just me and the budgies and the hamster, watching telly and sipping champagne! The budgies got legless, but the hamster particularly enjoyed my drunken singing. I managed to dance my way to bed without too much difficulty.

But don't be sad for me! I'm postponing my official birthday celebrations until Friday, with the arrival of an Extra Special Super Duper Mystery Surprise Guest, whom I will meet at the airport. I'll just be hanging around the airport for no particular reason, and Special Guest will surprise me! A weekend of intense ribaldry, decadence and surprises is in sight.