Naughty Letters to Ms. Mac

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Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Anatomical Pillow Talk At 4 A.M.

It is mildly amusing to me that even in the middle of the night when drowsy with sleep, I am so competitive that I have to get the last word in with French Hubby, who, last night, was battling full moon-induced insomnia and chatting incessantly.

Hub: I let the children watch the DVD of Corpse Bride today!

Antipo [drowsily]: Oh good... do we have it in English too? [meaning, for my viewing pleasure.]

Hub [warningly]: But it's a cartoon. It's full of skeletons!

Antipo [yawningly]: But it's a Tim Burton film, so I'll love it.

Hub: Jeanne watched it with Pauline and she recently visited the Catacombs in Paris, so she knew all about femurs and skulls.

Antipo: Tibia.

Hub: Ribs.

Antipo: Clavicle, scapula.

Hub: What's that?

Antipo: Omoplate.

Hub: Oh.

Antipo: Vertebrae.

Hub: Pelvis.

Antipo: Radius.

Hub: Ulna.

Antipo: Metatarsus.

Hub: Metacarpal.

Antipo: Podocarps.

[I think that's a type of tree, actually.]

[Loooong silence.
]

Hub: Yeah, okay, shut up now.

4 Comments:

  • At Wed Aug 30, 01:09:00 pm, Anonymous Thumper said…

    It gets me downright randy when you talk that way!

     
  • At Wed Aug 30, 02:07:00 pm, Blogger Ms Mac said…

    Can I join in?

    Boner

    Oh that's not.....

     
  • At Sun Sep 03, 11:56:00 am, Blogger Geena said…

    Ms Mac - bwah ha ha haha....

    Antipo - interesting pillow talk you got going there...

     
  • At Mon Sep 04, 04:06:00 pm, Blogger Antipodeesse said…

    Ms. Mac: Honestly! After all the trouble I go to, in an attempt to raise the tone of this quality blog, you (of all people!) have to go and say... a RUDE thing! An insinuation! An innuendo even!

    *sadly shakes head* I don't know, I really don't know what the world's coming to...

     

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