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Friday, March 31, 2006

Antipo, Thy Name Is Vanity

I often read things too quickly and misunderstand them. Today when clearing spam from my inbox I thought I saw an invitation to join the 'Club des Créatures de Beauté'.

My first thought was that it was completely unsurprising that I would be invited to join the Creatures of Beauty club.... my ego may astound you, but I'm used to it by now.

Imagine my disillusionment to reread the e-mail and realise it's actually called the 'CréaTEURS de Beauté' (creaTORS of beauty). Am currently worriedly examining my 41 year old face in front of a magnifying mirror, under harsh fluourescent light.



Need some coffee, and I'll try to start the day again.


  • At Sat Apr 01, 12:35:00 am, Blogger Andi said…

    You look alright to me.............

    of course not in a gay way you understand.

  • At Sat Apr 01, 06:46:00 am, Blogger Calamity Tat said…

    Oh Antipo you are beauty personified or something like that! And you have an admirable cleavage to boot!

  • At Tue Apr 04, 11:33:00 pm, Blogger wendy said…

    You want to lose 8kg? But there's nothing of you..and what will happen to those admirable..erm...chest appendages?

    No no - keep the weight - it keeps wrinkles at bay too.


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