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Friday, March 17, 2006

An Oldie, But A Goodie

Staggering Drunk

A drunk staggers down the street with his car keys in his hand, lurching from one parked car to another. Finally he is stopped by a policeman, who asks "What's the problem, buddy?".

The drunk replies "Someone stole my car! *hic*".

"Where did you last see it?".

"It was right here on the end of my car key ..." the drunk says. Sensing a pointless conversation about to start, the policeman suggests that the drunk just catch a taxi and go home.

Turning to leave, he pauses and mentions to the drunk "Did you happen to notice your fly is open?". Looking down at his fly, the drunk exclaims "Oh my God, Occifer! Someone stole my girlfriend, too!"

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