Wet Dream Wednesday
I’ve conducted a few, admittedly simplified, variations on the theme of The Big Talk with both my son and daughter over the years, but today is an historic day....
Tonight I’m going to having to explain ... ahem.... nocturnal emissions... to my son, in a low key and mature fashion, and without giggling, stuttering or blushing.
Help!
Can anyone recommend an Internet tutorial for such a delicate mission?
Many thanks in advance.
Tonight I’m going to having to explain ... ahem.... nocturnal emissions... to my son, in a low key and mature fashion, and without giggling, stuttering or blushing.
Help!
Can anyone recommend an Internet tutorial for such a delicate mission?
Many thanks in advance.
posted by Antipodeesse @ 10:17 am
4 Comments:
At Wed Apr 05, 10:52:00 am,
Vivi said…
Make Papa do it?
At Wed Apr 05, 10:52:00 am,
Anonymous said…
No tutorials only to warn you that get it wrong you ssould of course be ruining him for women for life....no pressure or anything. Or just do what a father would do, give him a book and let him figure it out for himself
Hairy Mclary
PS Underwire arm support is cheating. I'm sure it is covered by the Consumer Gaurantees (or gruntees} act
At Wed Apr 05, 11:54:00 am,
Anonymous said…
Yep, that's one for the old man.
At Wed Apr 05, 01:10:00 pm,
Anonymous said…
And of course Kevin will go to school and say "oh god, maman gave me one of THOSE talks again, groan. It's really disgusting. All she ever thinks about is ...." 'EEEwwwww' his mates all say. "Don't you hate it when the olds can't stop going on and on and on about it? I mean we're kids, can't they leave us to worry about important things like whether a tiger would beat a lion in a fight, or 'Digimon: is it really just the poor kid's Pokemon or a whole alternate reality?' or will lighting my fart endanger my bum fluff? Those are the important things in a boy's life."
Hairy m
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