Smitten All Over Again
Dear The Lovely Ms. Mac,
Oh, how could I not adore you, when you write me such gems as this:
"House so filthy and disgusting that I can see the salmonella and e-coli building little metropoli."
It's like falling in love with you all over again.
My knees are bruised and bleeding from the genuflecting I perform daily in front of your portrait. But I care not for my misshapen limbs!
You give me a reason to live! (You and the M&Ms I'm nibbling with my office coffee this morning).
Oh, how could I not adore you, when you write me such gems as this:
"House so filthy and disgusting that I can see the salmonella and e-coli building little metropoli."
It's like falling in love with you all over again.
My knees are bruised and bleeding from the genuflecting I perform daily in front of your portrait. But I care not for my misshapen limbs!
You give me a reason to live! (You and the M&Ms I'm nibbling with my office coffee this morning).
posted by Antipodeesse @ 10:24 am
3 Comments:
At Tue May 15, 11:39:00 am,
Doc said…
Whoa did I miss something? When was Ms Mac in my house?
At Tue May 15, 12:38:00 pm,
Ms Mac said…
Sweet Ness, I am so terribly honoured to have my slovenly, slatternly ways splashed all over the internet. I do not keep a midden for my own amusement, Madame, only for yours.
At Tue May 15, 09:59:00 pm,
Antipodeesse said…
Never mind that I had to get the dictionary and look up 'midden.'
It's such a heavy book, I probably burned up 200 calories just lifting it.
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