Naughty Letters to Ms. Mac

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Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Smitten All Over Again

Dear The Lovely Ms. Mac,

Oh, how could I not adore you, when you write me such gems as this:

"House so filthy and disgusting that I can see the salmonella and e-coli building little metropoli."

It's like falling in love with you all over again.

My knees are bruised and bleeding from the genuflecting I perform daily in front of your portrait. But I care not for my misshapen limbs!

You give me a reason to live! (You and the M&Ms I'm nibbling with my office coffee this morning).


  • At Tue May 15, 11:39:00 am, Blogger Doc said…

    Whoa did I miss something? When was Ms Mac in my house?

  • At Tue May 15, 12:38:00 pm, Blogger Ms Mac said…

    Sweet Ness, I am so terribly honoured to have my slovenly, slatternly ways splashed all over the internet. I do not keep a midden for my own amusement, Madame, only for yours.

  • At Tue May 15, 09:59:00 pm, Blogger Antipodeesse said…

    Never mind that I had to get the dictionary and look up 'midden.'

    It's such a heavy book, I probably burned up 200 calories just lifting it.


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