Dear Staff Meeting Siren,

I have nothing, I mean nothing, to say. Instead here are a couple of oldies but goodies.

What's pink and hard in the morning?
The Financial Times crossword.

What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your grandpa's underpants?
Your grandma!

And I know I've blogged this before but it's really my favourite joke, of all time:

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel down his trousers. The barman says, "Why do you have a steering wheel down your trousers?" The pirate says, "Garr! It's driving me nuts!"

Silly love and quisses,

S
xxxxxxx