Teeny Weeny Burpday Greetings to Ms. Mac!
Dearest Soulie,
I was going to wish you especially HUGE, EXTRAVAGENT, VOLUMINOUS and IMPORTANT burpday greetings today, but then I remembered that it's only an itsy-bitsy-teeny-weeny, completely insignificant number that we are celebrating.
I mean, come on! You're still only thirteen, right? Nothing to get excited about!
But you are extremely honoured to take receipt of this delicious, home-grown rose wot bloomed in my garden yesterday.
If you lean very close to your computer and inhale deeply, you will detect its powerful, aphrodisiac fragrance. CAREFUL - not THAT close! Now you've smudged the screen with your nose. You'll have to get the Putzfrau in to clean it up, while Mr Mac takes you on the town for pizza and a movie. Or beer and an ACDC concert. Or champagne and a thé dansant. Something appropriate to your age!
Muchos burpday besos to you!
love, Love, LOVE,
Antipo
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I was going to wish you especially HUGE, EXTRAVAGENT, VOLUMINOUS and IMPORTANT burpday greetings today, but then I remembered that it's only an itsy-bitsy-teeny-weeny, completely insignificant number that we are celebrating.
I mean, come on! You're still only thirteen, right? Nothing to get excited about!
But you are extremely honoured to take receipt of this delicious, home-grown rose wot bloomed in my garden yesterday.
If you lean very close to your computer and inhale deeply, you will detect its powerful, aphrodisiac fragrance. CAREFUL - not THAT close! Now you've smudged the screen with your nose. You'll have to get the Putzfrau in to clean it up, while Mr Mac takes you on the town for pizza and a movie. Or beer and an ACDC concert. Or champagne and a thé dansant. Something appropriate to your age!
Muchos burpday besos to you!
love, Love, LOVE,
Antipo
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posted by Antipodeesse @ 8:33 am
2 Comments:
At Thu May 20, 11:18:00 am,
Ms Mac said…
Thank you so much for so graciously celebrating my eeensy teeny weeny birthday number. I feel like I've only just turned 18! (Hah! 12, more like! Although my broken/bruised/sprained coccyx begs to differ.)
At Fri Jul 16, 01:11:00 pm,
The Sagittarian said…
Where you be, why you no visit?? :-)
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