Naughty Letters to Ms. Mac

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Thursday, May 20, 2010

Teeny Weeny Burpday Greetings to Ms. Mac!

Dearest Soulie,

I was going to wish you especially HUGE, EXTRAVAGENT, VOLUMINOUS and IMPORTANT burpday greetings today, but then I remembered that it's only an itsy-bitsy-teeny-weeny, completely insignificant number that we are celebrating.

I mean, come on! You're still only thirteen, right? Nothing to get excited about!

But you are extremely honoured to take receipt of this delicious, home-grown rose wot bloomed in my garden yesterday.

If you lean very close to your computer and inhale deeply, you will detect its powerful, aphrodisiac fragrance. CAREFUL - not THAT close! Now you've smudged the screen with your nose. You'll have to get the Putzfrau in to clean it up, while Mr Mac takes you on the town for pizza and a movie. Or beer and an ACDC concert. Or champagne and a thé dansant. Something appropriate to your age!

Muchos burpday besos to you!

love, Love, LOVE,



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