Naughty Letters to Ms. Mac

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Monday, November 09, 2009

The Joy of Bumsex

Dearest Ms. Mac,

Can you explain to me the joy of anal sex for girls, because really, it's like doing a big poo in reverse, isn't it?

Oh how I long to be able to discuss sexual pratices and techniques with sophistication and elegance, like the grown ups do. But I cannot. Not without giggling and sniggering.

Do you remember that day when we exchanged our deepest, darkest intimate secrets, and I had to put a sofa cushion between our heads?


Love and stuff,



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