The BJ List

Picture a group of four (two young and two youngish), sexy, confident, worldly women sitting at an Ethiopian restaurant in Paris eating sorghum pancakes and spicy chicken in groundnut sauce with their fingers. They were laughing, chatting, laughing, telling dirty jokes, cackling, drinking wine, laughing some more, discussing their children, their careers, how to save the planet, food, handbags, but most of all.... Men. And did I mention the laughter?

We were Virginie, The Lovely Nina, Fluffy Bunny and Antipo. It was an unforgettably wonderful, girlie, soulmatey evening. Fluff fixed my head (again). Nina introduced me to blogging. And Virginie kindly and patiently corrected my unwitting use of the extremely vulgar expression ‘tailler une pipe’ to the more elegant ‘faire une fellation’. I know it’s hard to believe that I could be so naughty.

From then on, Fluff and I, in our e-mails to each other, created a neverending list of possible euphemisms for Blow Job.

Please feel free to contribute. In fact, a contribution is compulsory for all readers of this blog. Moreover, multiple contributions shall be expected from some of you.

Bad Jelly
Burning Jammies
Balcony Jaw
Buccal Jackoff
Ba Jamas
Belly Jeans
Big Jobs
Babble Jar
Babe Jack
Baboon Juice
Baby Jane
Big Jollies
Boob Jive
Bachelor Jam
Balaclava Jackhammer
Bacteria Jacuzzi
Ball Jab
Blushing Jasmine