Naughty Letters to Ms. Mac

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Friday, May 19, 2006

Fun and Games

Have any of you ever tried the following technique for some sensual naughtiness?

(1) Prepare a cup of hot tea and a glass of iced water. Swirl the hot liquid around your mouth for a few seconds, swallow (optional) and apply your hot mouth to a sensitive part of some one else's anatomy. Perform vigorous movements with tongue and lips for several minutes.

(2) Now take a few gulps of iced water. Repeat vigorous tongue and lip action.

(3) Alternate steps (1) and (2) for indefinite period. Satisfactory results guaranteed!

(Top Tip: mentholated chewing gum and hot chili pepper sauce can also be used for a variation on the hot and cold theme).

5 Comments:

  • At Fri May 19, 06:05:00 pm, Blogger Ms Mac said…

    Oooh, you should see Mr Mac's eyes light up when I tell him I'm taking a cup of tea to bed!

    And then when he sees the rayon nightie and cold cream they switch back off again.

     
  • At Sat May 20, 01:25:00 pm, Blogger hobbes said…

    Great! (until you have to pee)..

     
  • At Tue May 23, 12:48:00 pm, Blogger Kim said…

    Bah! We've been together for too long for stuff like that. I just make him shower, wait for the water to have gotten very hot and then flush the toilet. Of course, it isn't quite the erotic experience you describe, but it makes me laugh.

     
  • At Wed May 24, 06:57:00 pm, Blogger e4c5 said…

    This is a hilarious blog! Bravo!

     
  • At Thu May 25, 07:51:00 pm, Blogger muddy red shoes said…

    I love your blogs, Ive been reading them all, and laughing. Thanks for that.
    Also love the tip for fun and games...

     

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