Not Quite Dooced, But Nearly!

Oh dear, my blogging and e-mailing of friends during the day time will henceforth be severely curtailed. A certain figure of authority has finally cottoned on to my dwindling productivity in the professional sphere... he set me up with a new computer and took the opportunity of checking my files for the first time in months.

It was so traumatic to be finally busted that I can't remember much of what he said! He doesn't know about the blogging, just that I haven't been working hard enough. He said very kindly "I'm not questioning your work, but I think you must learn to use the client calls software more efficiently because these calls that should have been made in April are still at the top of the list, hence preventing you from seeing the new and urgent calls at the bottom of the list..."

I replied "Ohhhh, I see what you mean" in an admiring tone of voice! Fuck! I wanted to say "If my job wasn't so damn boring I would not have been obliged to turn to blogging to keep my neurones ticking over!"

And I'm bloody working on Monday, even though many French companies close for Pentecost. The Lovely Ms. Mac has kindly offered to phone in a bomb threat to my office. She is truly my soulmate. If she would only blog a photo of her birthday necklace, then I would know that she is perfection incarnate!