Naughty Letters to Ms. Mac

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Thursday, November 08, 2007

Homicidal Irritation Thursday

Dearest Ms. Mac,

Am in desperate need of your yumour today! Feckin' period and migraine started with a wallop in the middle of the night, get this - TEN days early. Am suffering the worst cramps evah in the history of Uterine Discomfort.

Mr Grumpy Blackheart is battling with his own insomnia and he spent the whole night wandering around, switching on lights ("plink!"), going up and down stairs ("thump!") and eating breakfast at 5 am ("crunch!").

I'm about ready to murder someone! Will be sleeping on sofa bed, upstairs, with ear plugs, sleep mask and hard drugs tonight. Wish me luck....

Must. Have. Cawfee.

Later Babes,


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