Naughty Letters to Ms. Mac

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Thursday, December 20, 2007

Dearest Missus Busy and Important,

I suppose you are neck-deep in suitcases and pressies, packing for your Scottish Odyssey. I can't believe you are actually going to leave me for, what? one… or TWO long, horrible weeks? Am feeling very glum indeed. Even if you take your laptop ‘puter with you, I know you will be far too busy chatting to people and HAVING FUN to even think about and e-mail me on a regular basis.

My mystery man and I had a very soapy and slippery shower together in last night’s dream. It was extremely pleasant. I might tell you all the details if you promise not to forget about me while you’re gone.

Lurve & hot hot chocolate kisses,



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