Nameless, Undefined Longing

I'm experiencing an inexplicable wave of bouncy, frisky happiness today! Long may it last! It's very strange, because I've been working too hard and sleeping too little, and am suffering a passionate longing for a vague, unidentifiable something to satisfy my desires.

Do I need more chocolate? champagne? a strippagram? Yes, yes, please send all of the above. But I also crave a huge, smooth, warm, glistening, stout, noble (yet pleasantly stubby), sword-like and assertive (yet respectful) throbbing, pulsating, fulfilling... something...

And yet, instead of being grumpy and frustrated, it feels extremely.... uplifting! and my spirits are bouyant. I may very well take flight and shower little bits of fairy dust and fragments of god-awful porno poetry on you all, like a marauding erotic angel in a (crotchless) gossamer Tinkerbell outfit!

Okay, I admit I've had far too much coffee this morning. "Whatever gets you through the work day...."

But writing this post took my mind off the WILDLY GLAMOROUS tasks I have to accomplish at lunch time - buy mouth ulcer tablets for daughter, egg food for the baby budgies, stain remover for son's sports gear and toenail clippers for Evil Husband.