Naughty Letters to Ms. Mac

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006

You're Desperately Waiting For My New Bra Pix, Aren't You?

But first this:

Antipo's homicidal PMT struck again last night.

Me: Remember, every day when Pauline gets home from school, she must put her dental plate straight into a glass of water to soak, or the minerals from her saliva dry out and form a stubborn crust that is so hard to clean off.

Evil Hub: Which is also why the saucepan should be scrubbed immediately after pasta has been cooked in it.

Me: DON'T TELL ME HOW TO CLEAN SAUCEPANS! I ALMOST ALWAYS CLEAN THE PAN STRAIGHT AWAY UNLESS IT'S GREASY TOO, IN WHICH CASE I LEAVE IT TO SOAK AND THEN PUT IT IN THE DISHWASHER!! SO DON'T TELL ME HOW TO CLEAN SAUCEPANS!!! JESUS, I'VE BEEN A HOUSEWIFE ALL MY LIFE SO I KNOW HOW TO CLEAN SAUCEPANS!!!!

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