You're Desperately Waiting For My New Bra Pix, Aren't You?
But first this:
Antipo's homicidal PMT struck again last night.
Me: Remember, every day when Pauline gets home from school, she must put her dental plate straight into a glass of water to soak, or the minerals from her saliva dry out and form a stubborn crust that is so hard to clean off.
Evil Hub: Which is also why the saucepan should be scrubbed immediately after pasta has been cooked in it.
Me: DON'T TELL ME HOW TO CLEAN SAUCEPANS! I ALMOST ALWAYS CLEAN THE PAN STRAIGHT AWAY UNLESS IT'S GREASY TOO, IN WHICH CASE I LEAVE IT TO SOAK AND THEN PUT IT IN THE DISHWASHER!! SO DON'T TELL ME HOW TO CLEAN SAUCEPANS!!! JESUS, I'VE BEEN A HOUSEWIFE ALL MY LIFE SO I KNOW HOW TO CLEAN SAUCEPANS!!!!
Antipo's homicidal PMT struck again last night.
Me: Remember, every day when Pauline gets home from school, she must put her dental plate straight into a glass of water to soak, or the minerals from her saliva dry out and form a stubborn crust that is so hard to clean off.
Evil Hub: Which is also why the saucepan should be scrubbed immediately after pasta has been cooked in it.
Me: DON'T TELL ME HOW TO CLEAN SAUCEPANS! I ALMOST ALWAYS CLEAN THE PAN STRAIGHT AWAY UNLESS IT'S GREASY TOO, IN WHICH CASE I LEAVE IT TO SOAK AND THEN PUT IT IN THE DISHWASHER!! SO DON'T TELL ME HOW TO CLEAN SAUCEPANS!!! JESUS, I'VE BEEN A HOUSEWIFE ALL MY LIFE SO I KNOW HOW TO CLEAN SAUCEPANS!!!!
3 Comments:
At Wed Jun 14, 10:39:00 pm, Identikit said…
Quite.
Now where are those pictures?
At Thu Jun 15, 02:17:00 am, Forest Green said…
Desperately ...
At Fri Jun 16, 09:51:00 am, Forest Green said…
An interesting History of Typographical Bleeping can be found here for what it's worth:
http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/languagelog/archives/003244.html
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