In Response to Ms. Mac's Burger King Tragedy

Dearest Baconless Wonder,

I hope your burger went down nicely in spite of the shock horror absence of bacon.

I put too much pepper on my lunch, so now my tummy is all burny on the inside.

Have just scored my 50th subscriber of the year, so will be holding a wee party at work in ten days time. Will wait till the new girl joins us on 19th. Buttered scones for tea!

Love & shit, as Craigie would say,
Antipo

(PS. You do understand that I'm not really sending you actual, literal shit with my kisses?)

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