Naughty Letters to Ms. Mac

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Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Dearest Queen of All That Is Feminine and Gracious,

My Big News is that I think I'm turning into a man!

You already know about my insane, violent, homicidal temper tantrums.

My moustache has to be ripped out by the roots with a wax strip every few weeks, or else my top lip looks dirty.

The latest development (ooh-er!) is that my voice appears to be breaking! Our phone lines at work are very bad and every time I try to speak louder, I utter an embarrassingly strangled squawk, just like a teenage boy.

I would consult a doctor, but I will probably be asked to show my wee willy winky, and I don't actually have one yet. But it can only be a matter of time.

If my bosoms remain sumptuous, however, I suppose I could be turning into a shemale.

The good news is, we may legally be able to get married after all - Hurrah!

Virile hugs and manly kisses,
Mr Antipo



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