Dear Poor Harried Antipo,

I suspected something was wrong when there was no email from you by 10am today.

Why do you need Emerg. Pharm? Is it another bloody religious hol in France?

Poor Darling Daughter, please give her lots of germ-free get well kisses from me. I imagine her father will do a marvellous job of pampering her all week and foresee she will be well and in good eye-rolling, lip-curling pre-teen form in no time.

S
xxxxxx