Naughty Letters to Ms. Mac

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Friday, March 28, 2008

Frowny, Frumpy Friday

Dearest Light of My Life,

Excuse me, but is today International Feel Sorry For Oneself Day? Good. Here’s my Grump List:

- One snoring and nose-blowing (at mega-decibels) spouse at 4 am

- All muscles excruciatingly stiff from ludicrous and ill-advised attempts to recapture youth at ballet class

- One dead canary at bottom of cage (unnoticed by offspring as yet, will have to prep them tonight)

- Countless selfish French drivers failing to stop for me or my offspring at pedestrian crossings

- Total and utter absence of coffee at work

- Vast layers of filth in office kitchen due to cleaning lady gone AWOL

- Three hairy bum-crack-displaying workmen hammering, banging and whistling in office today, all day.



Oh well. Things can only get better, can’t they?

Pouty Love and Needy Kisses,

Antipo

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