Naughty Letters to Ms. Mac

Countless noble souls (and many fluffy kittens) sacrificed their lives during the making of this blog. We think you will agree they were worth it.

Friday, March 28, 2008

Frowny, Frumpy Friday

Dearest Light of My Life,

Excuse me, but is today International Feel Sorry For Oneself Day? Good. Here’s my Grump List:

- One snoring and nose-blowing (at mega-decibels) spouse at 4 am

- All muscles excruciatingly stiff from ludicrous and ill-advised attempts to recapture youth at ballet class

- One dead canary at bottom of cage (unnoticed by offspring as yet, will have to prep them tonight)

- Countless selfish French drivers failing to stop for me or my offspring at pedestrian crossings

- Total and utter absence of coffee at work

- Vast layers of filth in office kitchen due to cleaning lady gone AWOL

- Three hairy bum-crack-displaying workmen hammering, banging and whistling in office today, all day.

Oh well. Things can only get better, can’t they?

Pouty Love and Needy Kisses,




Post a Comment

<< Home