Dearest Cruella, April Fools Dominatrix!

Hello my naughty Husband-Scaring-with-Fake-Spiders Soulie!

I nearly larfed myself sick at the suffering you put poor old Mr. Mac through!

Otherwise NTR in my dishwater life.

Just call me LameBrain and be done with it.

I do hope you can brighten my day with some juicy scandal soon.

Muchos boring besos,

Antipo
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