Two women were walking down the street together...

...when they come across two drunken men- their husbands- coming towards them. One of them is holding a bunch of flowers. One woman says to the other, "Oh Jesus! He's bought me flowers! Now I'm going to have to lie on my back all week with my legs in the air..."

The other woman says, "Why? Don't you have a vase?"

Boom boom!