Naughty Letters to Ms. Mac

Countless noble souls (and many fluffy kittens) sacrificed their lives during the making of this blog. We think you will agree they were worth it.

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

List of Injuries Caused By Excessive Weekend Fun

- 1 ruptured funny bone caused by laughing at the The Lovely Doc rupturing her funny bone (and 14 of her ribs)

- 2 strained eyelids from wide-eyed appreciation of The Lovely Vivi Dispatches’ sublime singing

- 2 massively swollen tonsils from over-use of vocal cords when belting out disco numbers at full volume

- 2 bosoms suffering acute delusions of grandeur after having appeared on The Lovely Dumdad’s blog

- 1 severely inflamed ego from prolonged adoration of hordes of fans

- 1 case of glass spine syndrome (Ms. Mac), caused by ???

- 2 shattered ear-drums and 1 cardiac arrest provoked by anti-terrorist police exploding suitcase at my railway station

- 1 heart broken at The Lovely Ms. Mac’s departure

1 Comments:

  • At Tue Apr 29, 01:52:00 pm, Blogger Sylv said…

    ..not to forget a gazillion jealous blog readers who had to stay behind and couldn't go frolicking with other blogmates.

    Well another trip to Zurich is on the cards soon.

     

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