List of Injuries Caused By Excessive Weekend Fun
- 1 ruptured funny bone caused by laughing at the The Lovely Doc rupturing her funny bone (and 14 of her ribs)
- 2 strained eyelids from wide-eyed appreciation of The Lovely Vivi Dispatches’ sublime singing
- 2 massively swollen tonsils from over-use of vocal cords when belting out disco numbers at full volume
- 2 bosoms suffering acute delusions of grandeur after having appeared on The Lovely Dumdad’s blog
- 1 severely inflamed ego from prolonged adoration of hordes of fans
- 1 case of glass spine syndrome (Ms. Mac), caused by ???
- 2 shattered ear-drums and 1 cardiac arrest provoked by anti-terrorist police exploding suitcase at my railway station
- 1 heart broken at The Lovely Ms. Mac’s departure
- 2 strained eyelids from wide-eyed appreciation of The Lovely Vivi Dispatches’ sublime singing
- 2 massively swollen tonsils from over-use of vocal cords when belting out disco numbers at full volume
- 2 bosoms suffering acute delusions of grandeur after having appeared on The Lovely Dumdad’s blog
- 1 severely inflamed ego from prolonged adoration of hordes of fans
- 1 case of glass spine syndrome (Ms. Mac), caused by ???
- 2 shattered ear-drums and 1 cardiac arrest provoked by anti-terrorist police exploding suitcase at my railway station
- 1 heart broken at The Lovely Ms. Mac’s departure
posted by Antipodeesse @ 2:58 pm
1 Comments:
At Tue Apr 29, 01:52:00 pm,
Anonymous said…
..not to forget a gazillion jealous blog readers who had to stay behind and couldn't go frolicking with other blogmates.
Well another trip to Zurich is on the cards soon.
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