Naughty Letters to Ms. Mac

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Monday, April 21, 2008

Moanday Moans

Dearest Monday Ms. Mac,

Only three more sleeps to go until my Delicious Secret eventuates!

I do hope your week is getting off to a better start than mine. One offspring is sick and could not go to the grandparents this week. So I’m not getting any child-free evenings after all. Bah.

And I have 400 spams to delete from my inbox today! They are not even funny ones, offering me a bigger penis and a better sex life, but simply error messages about supposed delivery failures.

Oh wait though – here’s a good one:

Bend her over like Beckham

and another one, with actual penis photos.

Hmm, my day is looking up!

Saucy Love & Tabasco Kisses,




  • At Mon Apr 28, 12:46:00 pm, Blogger Doc said…

    "Only three more sleeps to go until my Delicious Secret eventuates!"

    Methinks you intentionally forgot something in the fridge!

    This is completely UNFORGIVABLE!


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