Naughty Letters to Ms. Mac

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Thursday, April 03, 2008

Scandal and Gossips R Us

Dearest Love,

I do indeed have lots of lovely scandal and salacious gossip to share but unfortunately, none of it is publishable lest I be hung from the highest yard-arm for treason!

Instead I have the following joke to brighten your day.....

David and Victoria Beckham were on holiday in the depths of Louisiana. Posh wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the 'no haggle' attitude of one of the shopkeepers, David shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price !"

The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll be lucky and catch yourself a big one !"

Determined, David and Posh turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots Becks standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, David sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward him. He takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then Becks flips the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Bollocks Princess, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"

Lots of love,



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