Did You Say Tallest and Strongest Friend?

Dearest Ms. Mac,

Actually, Sébastien Chabal is my tallest and strongest (not to mention hairiest) friend, so I invited him first.

But he said he's busy next weekend. He's really heartbroken that he couldn't go with me. I think his little wifie wants to go and pick out furniture at Ikea, or somewhere equally glam.

Short love and tiny kisses,

Antipo

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