Naughty Letters to Ms. Mac

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Thursday, October 09, 2008

Dearest Long Lost Antipo,

Ooooh! Don't you look loverly in those photos of you flirting and giggling talking seriously about very important matters with your oiled-up, shirtless love gods boring businessmen? Your coat is GORGEOUS! I would wager as gorgeous as those aforementioned fried cheese balls are bound to be!

Nothing, with a capital ABSOLUTELY happening here. I took Ewan to Burger King for lunch. I had a whopper with bacon and cheese and he had a double cheeseburger. That's about the most exciting thing that has happened since I watched the last of Lost in Austen.

I wish I could be more entertaining. I shall endeavour to have some sort of adventure this evening, perhaps of a sexual nature, to keep you entertained tomorrow.




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