Naughty Letters to Ms. Mac

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Monday, April 13, 2009

Easter Blunday

Dearest Ms. Mac,

I promise I'm not ignorming you (that's my new word), but I have spent Easter weekend chained to my 'puter doing an emergency translation of our monthly report, as our poor old regular translator was shipped off to hospital at the worst possible time of the month.

I took time off to do my crotch fruits' Easter Egg hunt yesterday and cooked a fab meal for lunch (chicken tagine with prunes and almonds and couscous - fucking amaaaazing!). Today we delivered the chillun to Mémée and Pépé's and had another fab meal with LOTS of champagne and red wine. Am now translating quite drunkenly, the resluts (my second new word) should be amusing, to say the least.

My Friday off this week will be SOOO relaxing! Hairdresser will beautify me at 9 am, and I've threatened Mr Grumpy Blackheart that if he doesn't take me out somewhere afterwards, his life won't be worth living!

So, back to the price of soft commodities (perilously low, you will be concerned to hear).

Muchos slavish besos,



  • At Tue Apr 14, 01:21:00 pm, Blogger Mickle in NZ said…

    Huge relief - Antipo is alive and well and cooking in (almost in, well nearish) Paris!

    word veri - swessest. And I wish you bessest resluts translating the wrods....... Yes, it is a very pleasssant Aussie Pinot Gris,

    Mickle xxx

  • At Thu Apr 16, 04:35:00 am, Blogger The Sagittarian said…

    Oh you being already beautified, the hairdresser would have nothing to do but fawn over you methnks. Plenty of time for a champers before the Blackhearted One took you out?

  • At Tue Apr 21, 12:54:00 am, Blogger The Sagittarian said…

    BTW - you wouldn't have that chicken recipe handy would? you've got my email address, there's a good girl!

  • At Wed Apr 22, 11:24:00 am, Blogger Jay said…

    Ohhhhhhhh you just had to mention chicken tagine when I'm at work and starving at 5:23 am, wouldn't you?

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