Just Checking In Briefly

Dearest Monday Maven,

What is a maven anyway? Hold on, I’ll just look it up on http://www.wordreference.com/….

someone who is dazzlingly skilled in any field

and my Collins English Dictionary (and Thesaurus) tells me:

an expert or connoisseur.

I think I like the first definition best. It’s a little more glamorous. Just like me.

So my weekend was not spent in adoration of you as usual – shocking, I know. Dearest, I was simply too busy, taking one offspring and a little friend to Paris for her birthday outing (no culture, just shopping and fast food), being witty and entertaining at a Saturday night bbq and booze-fest, and sewing ballet costumes until I went cross-eyed, all day Sunday.

Now, you know I’m not one to gossip; but a little birdie told me that your lovely husband spent an afternoon in the company of The Lovely Doc yesterday, isn’t that nice?

Oops! Perhaps you didn’t know. Perhaps I shouldn’t have said anything. Oh dear….

I don’t mean to worry you, but you know she is a Mighty Temptress….

And her cakes are simply divine!

So what did you do to while away the lonely hours on Sunday?

Sympathetic love and false friend kisses,

Antipo

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