Dear Antipo,

Ugghhh! You said Panties.

I feel even sicker now.

I just woke up from a snooze. The most exciting thing that happened to me in my dream was a random and strange man shouting, "One hundred and eighty!" really loud and obnoxious-like in my lug'oles over and over again.

It turned out that I'd fallen asleep in front of the telly and while I was in the land of slumber, the darts had come on.

Love,

Sleepy Head