Naughty Letters to Ms. Mac

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Monday, January 07, 2008

Dear Antipo,

While you do indeed display some of the classic symptoms of Aspergers Syndrome, I would look further into the field of medicine for your particular syndrome. For the Asperbergers symptoms do not include the following sympoms of yours:
  • Complete and utter gorgeousness
  • Incredibly high IQ
  • Wide ranging sense of humour which fills the lives of all those around you with laughter
  • High appreciation for exceptionally handsome (and sometimes hairy) men
Actually, now I come to think of it, I have those exact same symptoms! There must be something a doctor somewhere can do for us. Perhaps Dr Kovac could give me a thorough examination? And of course, I'll need a second opinion from Dr Ross.

Oh, I've come over a little faint. Must.... lie.... down.....



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