Dear Antipo,

While you do indeed display some of the classic symptoms of Aspergers Syndrome, I would look further into the field of medicine for your particular syndrome. For the Asperbergers symptoms do not include the following sympoms of yours:

• Complete and utter gorgeousness
• Incredibly high IQ
• Wide ranging sense of humour which fills the lives of all those around you with laughter
• High appreciation for exceptionally handsome (and sometimes hairy) men

Actually, now I come to think of it, I have those exact same symptoms! There must be something a doctor somewhere can do for us. Perhaps Dr Kovac could give me a thorough examination? And of course, I'll need a second opinion from Dr Ross.

Oh, I've come over a little faint. Must.... lie.... down.....

S
xxx