Knickers, Bloomers and Briefs, Oh My!

Darling,

I have given you three rather delightful little alternatives for the P word.

Even in fantasy, I can't hear the P word without having my skin crawl.

I know it's a major personality flaw, I hope we can both overcome this in a mature and sensible manner for the sake of our relationship.

Knicker elastic love and bloomer frills quisses,

S
xxx