Panties! Panties! Panties!

Dear Ms. Mac,

It was only a fantasy. I'm allowed to say panties in a fantasy. I can't say underwear, for God's sake. How ugly would that be?

You know I would never say panties in real life.

You need some serious therapy, my Dear!

I still love you though, in spite of your glaring personality problems.

Affectionate doctory hugs & kisses,

Antipo
xxxxx