Naughty Letters to Ms. Mac

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Tuesday, October 21, 2008

The Guiness Book of World Records Came Knocking!

Dearest Ms. Mac,

I am proud to announce that I have set a new world record! Yes, today I am officially The Most Boring Person in the Universe! Nothing is happening here, nothing at all. I am the Queen of the Bland. My mind is a vacuum, my fingers are an empty production line.

Also, it is raining in my Quaint Village today. Cats and dogs.

Muchos bland besos,




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