Naughty Letters to Ms. Mac

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Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Winter Blahs Blasted Away!

Dearest Ms. Mac,

Thanks to you and your bottomless fount of culinary expertise, I was blasted out of my Winter Blahs this morning.

I remembered what you once told me about caramel wafers. I was inspired enough to carefully position my rock-hard honey waffle on top of my steaming cup of cawfee.

I even remembered to turn it after two minutes, so that both sides could soften. When I bit into my morning delicacy, the warm honey oozed out over my tongue and chin, and gave my taste buds and my morale a HUGE uplifting, boosty boost!


How can I ever repay you?

What tips will you have for me at lunchtime, I wonder?

And perhaps I should call you again just before dinner tonight...

Stand by!

Lurve and entirely satisfied customer kisses,




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