Naughty Letters to Ms. Mac

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Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Not Naughty, But I Have To Get It Off My Chest

You've just got to admire Ms. Mac and her cheeky monkey-ness. She recently answered several Mastermind questions correctly (apparently), including an extremely difficult trick question about smallpox.

Even though I am not currently suffering from smallpox, have never suffered from smallpox and hopefully never will suffer from smallpox or any other affliction involving pustules, she managed to work her triumph into every single email she has sent me today, in the guise of concern for my pathetic, disease-ridden state.

Of course she's far too modest and unassuming to blow her own trumpet about her cleverness, so I am more than happy to do it for her. Well done Stella!

(Ten minutes later: my arm is starting to itch in a worrying fashion though...)