Naughty Letters to Ms. Mac

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Friday, April 06, 2007

N.N.R. = No Naughtiness To Report

I cannot dredge up any naughtiness at the moment. It’s shocking! Try as I might, I’m unable to perform as my usual saucy minx self. Oh, woe is me…

The only thing of note is that the ducks on the canal are all shagging like mad. At lunchtime I observed one canny lass leading two drakes on a very merry dance at the same time. Actually, the two lads were obviously gasping for it, but she seemed to have a bit of a headache…