Naughty Letters to Ms. Mac

Countless noble souls (and many fluffy kittens) sacrificed their lives during the making of this blog. We think you will agree they were worth it.

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

You Never Suspected I Was A Scientist, Did You?

But here, at last, is incontrovertible proof that oranges contain vitamins!

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

I’m A Spoiled Princess!

You know, it really pays to whinge on your blog about your evil family having forgotten your burpday every year.

This year, in order to dry my tears, The Lovely Ms. Mac posted herself to my door for a wanton weekend of sleazy FUN! and conspicous over-consumption.

And then I received this beautiful mystery package in the post from The Lovely But Ropey Old Bird in Ohio:

Ooh! So utterly girly!

What had me worried though, was the fact that Andi, the sly wench, had described the contents on the customs form as “Knickers and Socks”! I was terribly afraid that all sorts of slinky and crotchless, or deviant leather wonders lurked within, and I had to wait until the children were out of the house before opening it.

Pressies beautifully wrapped! My anticipation levels are sky-high!

Check it out! Beautiful scented candles with a fancy porcelain holder; fragrant essential oils with stick thingies to diffuse the perfumes (rose and tea-tree), cute birthday card with topical retail therapy joke, and The Highlight for me is the mug adorned with three bathing beauties.

The following legend is inscribed on the mug:

“We’re girlfriends, and we’re happy, and that’s all that matters!” I drink my morning cuppa out of it every morning, and laugh to myself in a completely sane manner.

Is it any wonder that I dreamed last night of Stella and I visiting Andi in Ohio?

Thursday, March 15, 2007

My Gut Reaction

upon receiving a spam entitled "Disintegration Buxom" was

'Please God, NOOOO!!!'

I need all the help I can get in the Buxom Department.

People shouldn't be allowed to send things like that. It's vile and cruel.

Crueller than slagging off Fluffy Kitten Fanciers on my other blog.

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Give The Man A Chat Show!

Seen in Reuters today:

JERUSALEM (Reuters) - Israel has recalled its ambassador in El Salvador after he was found drunk and naked with sex toys lying nearby in the yard of his official residence, Israeli media reports said on Monday.

Read more here.